You tab into Yab! Last you left it open you were exchanging words with this guy who goes by the use handle “tooltip_man”. He works as an executive officer on some long haul mid-space vessel, required to stay awake for month long shifts before going into cryo-sleep when someone else cycles out.

You're pretty sure your discussions with him are the reason you get military recruitment ads for the Amazon expeditionary corp. That and your existing employment on one of their colony ships. Ah well. Seeing as he's probably signed off for another month.

Go back to bed.