You tab into Cerealoverflow.stackexchange.gov. This website is one of your guilty pleasures, the last bastion of privacy on the internet where degenerates like you can discuss all your cereal related fantasies. Admittedly most of the front page is just people yelling about how good (or bad) Dinner Week is, and how breaks (or binges) in relation to cereal (there are a few mega-threads discussing the cultural impact of Fruit Loops and Toucan Sam on the furry sub-culture of the early 21st century) are important (or not-important) to long term health. Regardless of your opinion, just viewing this place gets you networked into a weird food-related ad-group. Seeing all this talk of the milky (or milk substitute) delight known as breakfast cereal simply saddens you, since well, it's Dinner Week, so no cereal for a week. Rehydrated space milk and all. Though that doesn't stop you from getting served up milk related ads on nearly every device that you touch.

Go back to bed.