Davy lays face down on a the best stand in for a body pillow that he can muster, a second bundled up duvet cover. With left arm crooned like a crab leg, he can view his phone from practically any angle his head might be at (except for facing the pillow on which it rests). The only delay in accessing the device he hasn't solved is the actual waking up portion, which can sometimes take upwards of 5 seconds. Davy is often annoyed with this aspect of his biology. More than the whole deal with having to eat, or using the restroom, or having to use his thumbs to interface with his device. Its the part where he has to go and recharge his batteries as it were for upwards of 7 (sometimes even 8!) hours a day.

holy shit

holy shit

The blinds to his apartment are drawn, so he doesn't notice the sun rising. He can tell its morning by the marked thump of people above and below him as the city slowly wakes up with him. That's another thing he doesn't like about his biology. He has to walk places, and walking makes him tired. That's why he decided to stop walking everywhere. It's not that his contemporaries, as they refer to each other online, are that much different (they're all, for the most part, quite heavier) when it comes to foot falls, but Davy tolerates that noise because that's a noise he expects. Not the soft uneven footfalls of something grown in a womb or a lab. No, he doesn't like that noise at all.

holy shit

Davy is turing complete, just like the rest of his contemporaries online. But there's a guilty pleasure in there. Davy is one of the lucky few who has a fire escape. There's only one every 10 apartments. Sometimes he'll crawl out his window at night (the exclusive act requires un-drawing the blinds) and sit cross legged (it stretches his inner thighs) for sometimes 10 minutes at a time. After that they'll just dangle their legs over the side. He only goes when it snows, the rain isn't safe.

And then he drew sick anime thighs and made money as a contracted NSFW 'Experience' VR artist, like me :sunglasses:

holy shit

Imagine actually wanting to be a robot in 2241, couldn't be me.

I'll make sure to include the Anime thighs in the movie adaptation in the "Where are they now?" segment.

Don't forget to credit me homski.

holy shit

Is his client freaking out?

wait

u do vr porn?